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The Theory of
Biblical Patterns
No mortal could have put
all of the patterns in
the Holy Bible without
divine intervention.
math on 37 patterns
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EZEKIEL 33:6 But if the watchman see the sword come, and blow not the trumpet, and the people be not warned; if the sword come, and take any person from among them, he is taken away in his iniquity; but his blood will I require at the watchman's hand.
Alternate Theory

If I were a prophet, I would prophesize that in the last days, there would be those who would claim that an advanced life form put the patterns in the Bible, but out of fear of being stoned to death, I make no such claims of being a prophet, just an astute observer of human nature.

DEUTERONOMY 18:20 But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.

There are some serious problems with the alternate theory that an advanced life form, DNA or similar based, put the patterns in the Bible. The first problem is that the only reason they need it is because they claim that the universe has no origin.

The idea that the universe has no origin is absurd in every field of science.

The idea that the universe has no origin is absurd in the sciences of Acoustics, Aeronautics, Agronomy, Anatomy, Anthropology, Archaeology, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Bacteriology, Biochemistry, Biology, Botany, Cardiology, Cartography, Chemistry, Cosmology, Crystallography, Ecology, Embryology, Endocrinology, Entomology, Enzymology, Forestry, Gelotology, Genetics, Geochemistry, Geodesy, Geography, Geology, Geophysics, Hematology, Histology, Horology, Hydrology, Ichthyology, Immunology, Linguistics, Mechanics, Medicine, Meteorology, Metrology, Microbiology, Mineralogy, Mycology, Neurology, Nucleonics, Nutrition, Oceanography, Oncology, Optics, Paleontology, Pathology, Petrology, Pharmacology, Physics, Physiology, Psychology, Radiology, Robotics, Seismology, Spectroscopy, Systematics, Thermodynamics, Toxicology, Virology, Volcanology, and Zoology.

It is far more likely that there was one thing in the beginning that became 67, as opposed to starting out with 67 things.

Absurd is defined mathematically as less than 1 in 1E50. Absurd to the 67 power is 1 in 1E3350 that is 1 in a googol to the 33rd power.

The second problem with this alternate theory is that the patterns are in both the electrons and the molecular weights of the Amino Acids that make up DNA, which scientists say have been around for billions of years, and the most recent writings in the Bible which occurred only two thousand years ago. Since the same patterns are in both places, this advanced life form that allegedly tried to trick Christians would have to have been around for billions of years. Mankind figured how to totally destroy humanity decades before we fully mapped DNA, yet they want to believe that this advanced life form didn't destroy itself in billions of years.

The third problem with this alternate theory is that there are many natural ways of totally destroying a civilization, such as a large meteor, or a super volcano, or disease, or colliding with another planet or even galaxy, and many others. They want to believe that none of these occurred in billions of years.

The fourth problem with this alternate theory is that there had to have been the right combination of amino acids, out of the hundreds available, to create these patterns and this combination must be capable of creating life.

The fifth problem with this alternate theory is that these advanced life forms would have had to create life using these exact Amino Acids. This one is a little difficult.

The sixth problem with this alternate theory is that this advanced life form would have had to hang out all over the world for the entire billions of years to prevent any other Amino Acids from creeping into the DNA so as to not spoil their trick by changing the patterns. These are just totally random mutations and this life form would have had to have been around everywhere all of the time to prevent this from happening. The trick is that they would have had to have done this without leaving a trace. If they would have left behind anything, we would have found it by now.

The seventh problem with this alternate theory is that they would have had to trick all forty authors of the Bible to write down exactly want they wanted them to write down without any of them ever commenting on anything of the sort ever happening.

The eighth problem with this alternate theory is that, after setting up this alleged trick for billions of years, they would have to know that they would be able to convince hundreds of millions of people to believe the Bible without the help of the Holy Spririt.

The ninth problem with this alternate theory is that, after billions of years of set up, they would have only had two thousands years to get away, which, even at near the speed of light, they would still be in or near our galaxy and their signal from one thousand years ago would be reaching Earth now and would be detected.

The tenth problem with this alternate theory is that, in all of those billions of years, they would have had to have never changed their minds about doing this alleged trick on Christians.

So far, we are up to absurd to the 77th power. Just how unlikely does this have to be before they give up on this alternate theory and accept the Holy Bible as the word of the Creator.

Even if one totally ignores the DNA patterns, which is very difficult to justify, most of these issues remain, just for thousands of years instead of billions. Even ignoring DNA, if we gave, for example, eight of these issues a ridiculously generous probability of only one in a thousand, that is still 1 in 1E3^8 which equals 1 in 1E24, which is one in a trillion trillion. By adding in DNA, it gets even less likely to have been successful in tricking Christians in this way.
If it wasn't an advanced life form, then it was either coincidence or Divine intervention. We have already shown that it is one in a googol that this happened by chance. Since absurd is 1 in 1E50, then 1 in a googol is absurd squared.

Now that we have DNA out of the way, we haven't even started talking about how these advanced life forms changed 'PI', 'e', and the speed of light, 'c'.
Now that we have eliminated the first two possibilities, we must listen to Spock, Sherlock Holmes, and Arthur Conan Doyle:

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
This proves beyond any and all possible doubt that the God of Abraham, Issac, and Jacob created the universe and wrote the Holy Bible.

There will be hardened atheists who will continue to claim that there is no God and that little green men wrote the Bible, DNA, and the universal constants. Whoever wrote these, if capable of modifying universal constants, is certainly capable of seeing our actions, reading our thoughts and controlling our conscious after our heart stops and adamantly wants us to follow Biblical principles. The probability that this was little green men as opposed to God is one in a geegol cubed, one in a googol to the power of a googol to the power of a googol to the power of a googol (cubed), a very low probability.

Note that, even though the Bible does not explicitly exclude the possibility of God putting some form of life on other planets, putting intelligent life on other planets does involve Biblical considerations. By writing this webpage, I am in no way suggesting that this advanced life form could exist, or that we have been around for billions of years, but rather trying to talk the language of those who would believe such a thing.
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